One of my former volleyball kids, a senior now, is seriously a pervert. She had this up on her away message:
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Volleyball Girl:
10. we're good with our hands.
9. We've got good endurance.
8. We like to bump.
7. Spandex. 'nuff said.
6. We've got good ball control.
5. We know how fast or slow to hit it.
4. We can do it in any position.
3. We're good on the floor.
2. We can get 'em up.
1. We can handle it with or without knee pads.
That's so wrong and icky on so many levels (unless of course you're talking about the much older Misty May, then it's OK).