40 mpg

posted by Jeff | Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 10:30 AM | comments: 7

When I filled up my gas tank today, I calculated that the '04 Corolla got 40 mpg on the last tank, which was mostly driving home from Baltimore. Not bad.

People ask me why I have such a "cheap" car since I'm a professional that makes good money. First of all, I'm a tree hugger. Second, I don't need a fast or giant vehicle to compensate for small testicles. Third, I hate cars and I don't take care of them.

I noticed that I crossed 40,000 miles yesterday. Yikes! That's a lot of miles in just two years. And what's particularly weird about that is that in that time, I wasn't working a full-time job about half of it. Granted, it has been to Baltimore three times, Holiday World twice, Chicago once, PKI three four or five times, Columbus probably a dozen. I guess the mileage isn't that weird then.


Neuski, April 19, 2006, 3:22 PM #

20ish/year is what I'm throwing down on the Tib. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating the big 100,000.

, April 19, 2006, 6:18 PM #

My 2005 Corolla does about the same. I hate cars, too. But I love Toyota's! They be the best!


, April 19, 2006, 8:16 PM #

"Second, I don't need a fast or giant vehicle to compensate for small testicles."

So your saying your '04 Corolla compensates just fine for your small testies?

Jeff, April 19, 2006, 8:39 PM #

Your != you're.

CP_bound, April 19, 2006, 9:20 PM #


Neuski, April 19, 2006, 10:23 PM #

And what the hell are testies?

2x p0wned

osunut2005, April 21, 2006, 7:36 PM #

What's in Columbus?

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