A fucked up sham marriage dream

posted by Jeff | Tuesday, March 27, 2007, 1:05 PM | comments: 3

I had a dream that Kara introduced me to some girl who wanted to marry me. She was of some non-white ethnicity, and for the purpose of the story it doesn't matter which. I said why not, and as soon as the wedding was done, she said we'd never have sex and she was just using me to become a citizen of the United States.

It gets better though. She was building some giant palace/water park using some of my money. Instead of slaves running around, I think they were more like tourists. It was really bizarre.

So then I threatened to sue her and get her parents deported, and somehow that was the end of it and I was free of the whole affair.

How very weird.


Comments

Alex, March 27, 2007, 5:50 PM #

You have some elaborate dreams.


I just had a dream that my forums were hacked and all the attacker did was change the system time so that posts were dated in 2002. Now that's fucked up.

Kara, March 27, 2007, 6:48 PM #

Well I guess my plan for you to marry my foreign friend isn't such a good idea then...eh ;)?

That is TOO funny, Jeff. Shame on the no sex part. I could definitely deal with the water park thing, though.

Was she hott??

Jeff, March 27, 2007, 7:56 PM #

She was ambiguous. I never get laid in my dreams. (Insert joke here about real life.)


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