Advertising you suck at life: Now easier than ever with the Internets!

posted by Jeff | Monday, November 28, 2011, 9:50 PM | comments: 0

You know the people I'm talking about. You always have a few "friends" on Facebook who do nothing but bitch about their lives. Random sampling:

  • I have a headache.
  • Traffic sucks.
  • I don't feel good.
  • This sucks.
  • My hemorrhoids are acting up.
  • I have a zit on the inside of my nostril.
  • Work sucks.
  • I have a headache.
  • Gas costs too much.
  • I have sand in my vagina.

You get the idea. It's completely annoying.

The good thing is that it's a pretty good indication of who to drop from your sacred friends list. I already find that the fewer people there, the better, but this makes it easier to figure out who to drop. I'm sorry if you suck at life, but no one wants to be around you even virtually if you have to remind everyone else you suck at life.

It gives me a headache. ;)


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