First Post!

posted by Jeff | Thursday, December 13, 2001, 2:09 AM | comments: 0

I have this T-shirt I bought from Think Geek that says "First Post!" in a little comic thought bubble. I thought that shirt was hilarious because you see crap like that on unmoderated (or poorly moderated) forums all of the time. Really, who gives a monkey nut that you've decided to post something as uninspiring as that?

So then I guess I might be guilty of the very same thing. But see, this isn't about anyone but me. This is where I take inventory and organize my thoughts. As far as the public is concerned, I'm aware that some things I do or say aren't worth much to anyone but myself.

In any case, I need to write more. I used to love doing it in college, and I particularly enjoyed getting a rise out of people with sticks shoved so far up their asses that they could taste the sticks. It's kind of like when some moron speeds up on the freeway so you can't change lanes. Flipping him off as he drives into your back seat gives you a certain satisfaction. Those are good times.

I don't know if anyone will ever read this stuff. I'm not even sure if I care. It's just good to be pecking out a thought now and then.


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