I had dinner with Kristin and Jeff (the skydiving variety) this evening and I noticed that we're all more sophisticated than most people, probably because we all have iPhones. Jeff doesn't have any protection for his, which seems a little dirty, but that's cool.
I don't know how people can allow themselves to feel so left out and less attractive without an iPhone.
Speaking of which, this is funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBu3N8_U4WE
Wow. I had no idea you thought I was hot.
New marketing campaign: "The iPhone -- it's so awesome, it can even make straight guys gay."