After two long weeks apart... we celebrate our tubiversary.
Notice how swollen my neck still is. It freaks me out when I shave. Feels like I'm gonna hatch something out of there.
You should use this photo in your on-line personal ads. It pretty much removes any doubt that you're a closet queen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It's just a shame that you're hurting a nice girl like Diana.