My idiot neighbor

posted by Jeff | Tuesday, May 5, 2009, 5:38 PM | comments: 2

So the guys from around the corner who cut my grass got their first cut in today. Mid-stream, my jackass neighbor stops him and asks him to not let my weeds blow into his yard. Hilarious, right? Perhaps not unexpected from the morons who cut their grass twice a week, and bag the clippings for trash pickup. And wash their driveway. Real environmentalists.

Well fortunately, the grass cutting guy said if he'd like my grass cut differently, he could pay him to do so.

He has definitely secured my business for another season. :)


Comments

CPLady

May 5, 2009, 10:50 PM #

Geez, I'm anal about my yard, but not THAT fucking anal!

Any fields nearby? Pay some neighborhood kids to pick the fluffy dandelion heads and blow them in front of his yard.

Carrie

May 5, 2009, 11:11 PM #

Aww, that's a grass cutter after your own heart! :)


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