My neighbor is an idiot

posted by Jeff | Sunday, June 27, 2004, 6:00 PM | comments: 5
This stupid woman next door cuts her grass at least every three days, two days if it rains. It gets better though. Instead of mulching the grass she bags it and puts it on the curb so it can take up volume in a landfill instead of spread across her lawn (and yeah, she pays extra for this privilege).

This is the same woman that, during a sprinkling ban prior to her having a lawn, would wash the blowing dirt off of her driveway daily. I kid you not. I guess nothing reflects more poorly on you than dirt on your driveway when it's surrounded by a dirt lawn.

It gets better. We can hear her vacuum her house daily in the summer, when the windows are open. She's obviously the kind of moron that must have vacuum streaks in the carpet at all times.

The woman just annoys the piss out of us, as does her little shit of a kid. Why can't we have the young hip neighbors we can invite over for barbecue?


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FreewheelinJoe, June 27, 2004, 10:06 PM #

Reminds me of my neighbor who seems to constantly have landscapers working on her yard. I wouldn't have a problem with it if my window wasn't directly facing her house. Furthermore, apparently she's such a pain in the ass to work for, you hardly ever see the same people/company over there twice.

What gets me about her is that she's had 3 perfectly fine trees cut down and then has the nerve to bitch at me for parking one inch of my car on her grass.

Oaktree, June 28, 2004, 1:41 AM #

Can't forget the obligatory link to the worst neighbor ever. http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm

freeze, June 28, 2004, 3:48 AM #

We have the best (or worse) of both worlds. To our right, we have the neighbors who just bailed on their house. The bank foreclosed, so they sneak in the middle of the night to grab their belongings. The other neighbors told us they never kept the house up anyway.
What took the cake is when the grass grew two feet high. I had to go Rambo on some guy at the township hall to get something done about it.

But to the left, we do have the young hip neighbors w/daughter and dog. We didn't had the BBQ yet, but we did a few games of volleyball on Easter weekend.

Stephanie, June 30, 2004, 6:50 PM #

She always seems to know when we want to nap. She whips out that mower like she's got ESP or something. Then, no napping.

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