Oscars and eye candy

posted by Jeff | Monday, March 1, 2004, 9:11 AM | comments: 4
Award shows generally suck. The only thing interesting is to see what people are wearing and what they're looking like.

The Oscars are long and boring. It was good to see Lord of The Rings sweep, and the only other disappointment was that Johnny Depp (or even Bill Murray) didn't get best actor.

Catherine Zeta-Jones continues to be the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. She's so pretty that you can't even think about her in a sexual context, because she's too clean for that. Renee Zelweger looks 100% better with her "Bridget Jones pounds" and I hope she stays that way. Nicole Kidman leads the way for how not to look. Julianne Moore still looks fabulous. Angelina, braless and sans the Billy Bob tattoo looks as good as ever.

The hottest moment was when Liv Tyler put those glasses on. Did that not make her jump about ten times up the hotness scale?

Some day we'll actually care about the awards themselves.



March 1, 2004, 2:45 PM # I concur with the Liv moment, but where is the love for Sandra B. Grrrr! When she got a little snippy before the show with the annoying interviewer. Down boy!


March 1, 2004, 3:27 PM # Sandy has been on the bony side the last couple of years. Not a good look for her. She looked a little better, but it's still bad news when you can see ribs.


March 1, 2004, 3:41 PM # I generally don't watch the awards, mostly because I rarely get out to movies (Gordon can be such a lump and I dislike going alone). I watched just to see if LoTR would sweep, and was happy to see Finding Nemo pick up a couple awards.

Maybe it's just me, but there wasn't anyone who really stood out to me in the best dressed thing, although I have to agree with you on Angelina. I apprecaite any woman who can wear a dress like that and NOT fall out of it in any way (unlike Susan Sarandon who I thought was going to fall out at any moment).

The glasses, though...simply remind me of my first pair of glasses when I was in kindergarten. I know they seem to be the fashionable thing now...but I just can't get over having to wear glasses like that when I was a kid.


March 1, 2004, 8:22 PM # Even the outfits weren't that special this year. Everyone was so toned down....was there a fear people would start popping their boobs out on TV? Was there a secret dress code? In past years, at least one celeb shows up in an outrageous, barely-there dress, but none were to be found this year.

Mmmm, Angelina and Liv. I'm so gay for them! ;)

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