My Realtor is starting to frustrate the shit out of me. She wants me to get the living room painted because of the repair work there. So she got a quote from a guy who said he'd do it for $700. Are you fucking kidding me? For one room? That's one day of work for one person, and a pro can probably do it in far less time.
Worse was her advice, which amounted to, well, you should just lower the price and sell it. Thanks for that.