I just got a small bag of dark chocolate M&M's. I opened it up, and there are no red ones at all, and one blue one.
Do I win something?
Peanut or regular?
I didn't know you could get the dark chocolate M&M's in peanut. Mmmmmm. We're all winners. :)
I don't like nuts, so, plain dark for me.
Pussy.
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