The mystery of the underwear hole

posted by Jeff | Tuesday, March 26, 2002, 11:58 AM | comments: 1

Stephanie asked me something the other day that, quite frankly, I couldn't even begin to answer. What is the little hole for in men's underwear? It's in every pair of briefs I own, ditto for pajama pants.

The sad truth is I have absolutely no idea. One would think it would be used to to pee through, but fishing out Little Jeffy through that hole is a bitch, especially if it's cold. It's much easier and faster to just pull your pants down.

I remember trying it once when I first had "big boy" underwear. Seemed like a lot of work at the time so I never did it again. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'd speculate it's like the Ron Jeremy escape hatch or something. Instead of pitching a tent you deploy the probe.

No one may really know.



April 28, 2009, 8:02 PM #

get off my internet

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