Volleyball kids can be real perverts

posted by Jeff | Wednesday, January 26, 2005, 5:11 PM | comments: 3

One of my former volleyball kids, a senior now, is seriously a pervert. She had this up on her away message:

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Volleyball Girl:
10. we're good with our hands.
9. We've got good endurance.
8. We like to bump.
7. Spandex. 'nuff said.
6. We've got good ball control.
5. We know how fast or slow to hit it.
4. We can do it in any position.
3. We're good on the floor.
2. We can get 'em up.
1. We can handle it with or without knee pads.

That's so wrong and icky on so many levels (unless of course you're talking about the much older Misty May, then it's OK).


Comments

Alex, January 26, 2005, 10:23 PM #

Don't worry, they've got one of those for every sport. I've seen ones for swimming and soccer. This one is new to me, however.

Neuski, January 26, 2005, 11:02 PM #

I remember watching specific volleyball games with friends based on what the visiting team was wearing. The games versus girls with Spandex shorts always got good turnout.

Also, that's like the longest away message ever!

Den, January 27, 2005, 2:36 PM #

My experience is that high school kids talk about sex constantly, but 90% of them have no idea what they're talking about. I bet if


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